TranscriptLester, an anthropomorphic rabbit and a bit of a dirtbag with depression and functional alcoholism, stands in front of a door. He's nervously looking at his phone, which displays a Tinder profile. He's sweating and talking to himself. "It's just a blind date, Lester. Why are you so nervous?" Lester knocks, with a hopeful expression. "Sigh... here goes." A terrifying old woman with sharp teeth, green skin, huge pupilless eyes, antlers, and worms in her hair looms over him, grinning. "Well hello, dearie." Lester recoils in horror. "WAUGH! Um, hi. Is, uh, Nana there?" The camera shifts back to a normal angle. "Nana" (Nanny Muk) smiles at Lester, who grins, trying to hide his terror. "That's me! You must be lester. Sorry, dear, you're early - I haven't put my face on. Just a moment." The door closes with a "click". Lester looks despondently at his phone, which is still showing the sexy Tinder profile. The peephole on the door, an eyeball, glares at him. The door opens again, and there's Nana - except now she's a tall, sexy goth woman in a short dress and fishnet stockings. Lester gapes in surprise. "All right, dearie - ready to go out?" Split panel. Close-up of Lester's phone, showing Nana's sexy human form in a bikini, and her profile: "Nana, 261 F" Distance: "2m" "About me: I can suck the soul right out of your body." In the split, Nana smiles coyly while the eyeball/peephole checks out her cleavage. Lester and Nana walk arm and arm down the path. Lester smiles suavely. "I can't wait." |