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Singing Cricket: "All right, Charlie... Sit, and you can have this tasty chicken!"
Kayra, looking annoyed: "Husband, the forest is FULL of rabbits, foxes, skunks... Of all the creatures to pretend was your pet, why an OWLBEAR?" Singing Cricket, looking despondent: "I was in a hurry!"
Kayra: "Well, Granny seemed to believe you. Are you REALLY going to train him?" Singing Cricket, looking worried: "She gave me two weeks!"
Singing Cricket: "I don't want to think about it. I'll just focus on Charlie's obedience training--" Off-panel, the rope snaps. "BAWK!"
Singing Cricket, looking unhappy: "That won't be necessary..."
The chicken runs away as the camera zooms out, revealing Singing Cricket with his arm shoulder-deep down Charlie's throat. The owlbear is chewing on him: "cruch, munch" Singing Cricket: "If you have any healing potions..." |