True Tales from the Tavern

1. Title card: Love and Hex presents, True Tales from the Tavern. This is a clear tribute to Bryan Kelly's comic, True Tales from the Bar.

The upper half of Tobias the bartender's face looks up at the titles. He wears rectangular glasses and a toque, looking like the sort of hipster guy that doesn't really exist anymore.

2. Shot from behind the bar, over Tobias's shoulder. Hey, he's also wearing a plaid shirt with a scruffy beard. He's from Harbourland. On his counter is a sliced lemon and a knife, and a small chest with eyes and teeth. That's probably a mimic.

Approaching the bar are two customers: Kayra (night hag, disguised as human, young and hot) and Granny Dismal (night hag, disguised as human, ancient and scary). Kayra leans over the bar holds up two fingers.

Kayra: "Two bloody marys, please!"

Granny Dismal: "With extra blood."

3. Tobias starts mixing the drink, pouring liquor into a shaker.

Tobias: "Heh. I actually hear that joke a lot."

The ladies look respectively disappointed and displeased with his response.

4. Granny Dismal's eyes blacken. She points at the knife as a hypnotic aura emanates from her. Tobias and the mimic both follower her finger and look down at the knife.

5. Kayra grins happily as Tobias picks up the knife and holds it over his palm, sweating.

Tobias: "Y-yes, of... of course, ma'am..."