Incognito

1. Singing Cricket, wearing his false moustache and covered in dust and soot, walks out of a sooty alleyway with a concerned look. He brushes some soot off his arm. An armoured hand reaches for him from behind.

Singing Cricet: "Why does this keep happening?"

2. Belavor, a handsome half-elf in full plate and a badge, with short-cropped hair and a thin cop moustache, holds Singing Cricket by the shoulder. Singing Cricket is pleased to see him.

Belavor: "Pardon me, citizen... I'm investigating a disturbance that took place in this vicinity. I'd like to ask you some questions."

Singing Cricket: "Belavor! Good to see you!"

3. Belavor pulls out a notebook and a pencil, and looks at Singing Cricket narrowly.

Belavor: "That's CAPTAIN ALBREK to you, citizen. Or SIR BELAVOR if I'm off-duty. Now, where were you at the time of the explosion?"

Singing Cricket: "Buddy, it's me! Singing Cricket! We defeated Alond together and saved the kingdom? I'll tell him you said hi!"

4. Belavor crosses his arms. "Sir, impersonating another citizen is a serious offence. PARTICULARLY if it's a hero of the realm. What is your REAL name?"

Singing Cricket puts a hand on his shoulder and winks conspiratorially. "It's me! I'm incognito!"

5. Belavor starts writing on his notepad, then turns and gapes at Singing Cricket, who has just removed his false moustache.

Belavor: "And how do you spell that, Mr. Cognito-- SINGING CRICKET?!"

Singing Cricket: "Hey, pal. Good to see you!"

6. Belavor stalks off, looking serious, a hand on his sword. "We'll have to catch up later, Cricket. There's a DANGEROUS TROUBLEMAKER on the loose -- and he's POSING as YOU!"

Singing Cricket looks perplexed at his moustahce: "?"