Tamilda whistles cheerfully as she goes to open a drawer, looking for a knife to spread peanut butter on a sandwich.
She opens the drawer. Among the cutlery is a large collection of toenails.
Tamilda angrily shouts, "Squat! Why are there TOENAILS in the cutlery drawer?!"
Squat, a goblin, leaps onto the counter and reaches into the drawer. "Oh, good! I was LOOKING for those." Tamilda turns away in disgust. "YECH."
Tamilda glares at Squat as he sits on the counter, playing with the toenails.
Tamilda: "And the dragon's been sheding his scales EVERYWHERE. You're all disgusting. I'm SICK of being surrounded by BOYS!"
Squat: "So why not spend some time with your GIRL friends then?"
Tamilda yells, "WELL MAYBE I WILL!" Squat flees with an "Eek!" leaving a scattering of toenails behind.
Caption: "Some time later..."
Tamilda sits at a desk with pen in hand, poised over a paper. The paper reads, "Women I know (who aren't dead)". She's making a list. "1." has been written there, but nothing following it. Tamilda gazes away, chin on her hand, having trouble populating this list. "Hmmm..."
