Core Workout

Posted on: 2023-09-20

Storyline: House Training
Characters: Singing Cricket, Dojo, dwarf, Bill

Transcript

  1. Singing Cricket, bruised, battered, and missing one sleeve, approaches his students (the dwarf, the big guy, and Dojo) as they are training together.

Dwarf: "Master! Where have ye been? We thought the crone had caught you!"

Singing Cricket, tired: "Not yet! (Yawn) I've just been busy with Charlie. But I haven't forgotten you!"

  1. Singing Cricket gets down into plank position. The students follow suit. Dojo crashes down into position, though he has no arms.

Singing Cricket: "Today we'll work on your core. Let's beat your PLANK RECORD!"

Dwarf: "Who's Charlie?"

  1. The students are confidently holding their planks with smiles on their faces. Singing Cricket's feet are visible, leading off-panel to the rest of him.

CAPTION: "2 minutes"

Dwarf: "Ha, I'm not even breakin' a sweat!"

  1. Same positions, but the students are sweating.

CAPTION: "10 minutes"

Dwarf: "All right, ye've made yer point..."

  1. Same positions. Dwarf and big guy are trembling and looking worried.

CAPTION: 30 minutes

Big guy: "Maybe... it's a lesson?"

Dwarf: "He's not even SWEATIN', Bill! He isnae HUMAN!"

  1. The two students are straining, gritting their teeth, and looking like they're turning to jelly. The house of course is fine.

CAPTION: "45 minutes"

Dwarf: "MASTER! We cannae take any more. WE GIVE IN!"

Singing Cricket, from off-panel: "Hm?"

  1. Singing Cricket, still in plank position, yawns.

Singing Cricket: "YAWN - Sorry, I had a late night. I must've drifted off."

The dwarf and Bill (now we know the big guy's name!) open their mouths in amazement.

The house is fine, resting on its face/door.

  1. Singing Cricket looks forward again, ready to get back to business. "All right! I think you can get up to FIVE MINUTES. What do you say?"

The students collapse.

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