I had to get this joke out of my head so that a new story arc can begin next episode.
TranscriptPage 17 of the comic Love and Hex, in six panels.
Alond: "All right, I think the hags are all asleep. We're finally free to plan..."
Alond: "...our ESCAPE." Singing Cricket: "Hmm?" Alond, looking concerned: "You don't need to act tough with me. I GET it. We're in this TOGETHER."
Alond: "We're friends now. Heck, I don't even remember what our conflict was about." Singing Cricket, annoyed: "Nonhuman slavery." Alond: "Completely forgotten, pal."
Alond: "You'll feel better if you get it off your chest. You know how I'VE suffered... What kind of sick, degrading things are they forcing YOU to do?"
Meanwhile, the imp stings Alond on the hand, paralyzing him.
Singing Cricket: "Sorry, duty calls." |